Relieving you from the burdens of child rearingBefore you comment. throw something, yell or kick the dog, Please Read the Rest
Burned out on parenting?
Depressed at the thought of another day of taking care of your children?
Heard “I’m bored” one too many times by 9 am?
Your problems are OVER. We’re that big brother your family needs when you need a break from life. There’s no muss, no fuss, and your children will come home happy and content. Who are we? We’re from the government and we’re here to help. (emphasis mine)
You’re not a lazy parent. You’re overworked and just need a little break. We provide FREE schooling, FREE meals, FREE housing, FREE entertainment, and whatever else you want to vote yourself from the public treasury. Isn’t that wonderful? The awesome thing about living in our democracy is that it’s not socialism unless you vote to call it that! Majority RULES!
Are you one of the few people dealing with a guilty conscience over letting your friends and neighbors pay for your child’s FREE stuff? We offer FREE counseling to help you overcome these negative feelings. Just call your federal legislator and ask for the FREE book titled “The Congressional Re-election Guide.” In it, you’ll find many practical solutions that will help you overcome your concerns.
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