Proxy Parenting
Relieving you from the burdens of child rearingBefore you comment. throw something, yell or kick the dog, Please Read the Rest
Burned out on parenting?
Depressed at the thought of another day of taking care of your children?
Heard “I’m bored” one too many times by 9 am?
Your problems are OVER. We’re that big brother your family needs when you need a break from life. There’s no muss, no fuss, and your children will come home happy and content. Who are we? We’re from the government and we’re here to help. (emphasis mine)
You’re not a lazy parent. You’re overworked and just need a little break. We provide FREE schooling, FREE meals, FREE housing, FREE entertainment, and whatever else you want to vote yourself from the public treasury. Isn’t that wonderful? The awesome thing about living in our democracy is that it’s not socialism unless you vote to call it that! Majority RULES!
Are you one of the few people dealing with a guilty conscience over letting your friends and neighbors pay for your child’s FREE stuff? We offer FREE counseling to help you overcome these negative feelings. Just call your federal legislator and ask for the FREE book titled “The Congressional Re-election Guide.” In it, you’ll find many practical solutions that will help you overcome your concerns.
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Now that's funny stuff. Not funny Ha Ha but funny get the hell away from me!
ReplyDeleteKids are like kites.. they get further and further from the ground.. but the string is still attached.
ReplyDeleteFunny and sad at the same time.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Now somebody needs to ask the honest question: Have any of these programs made America a betteer place to live?
ReplyDeleteNope
ReplyDeleteGrumpy, here's one in which you may be interested:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.whatwouldthefoundersthink.com/national-common-core-standards
Unless the electorate awakes in 2012 from its Obama induced coma, it won’t be The Affordable Health Care Act that will be remembered for putting the nation on the road to serfdom, but the Washington hijacking of education.
Thanks for the link Bob, I paid Marcia a visit,, Great article, she has it figued out..
ReplyDeleteAh yes. That "It Takes A Village" thing. I think I will pass.
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