"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this.."
Warning from the Center for Disease Control
On 16 May, 2011 the Center for Disease Control finally acknowledged the deadly outbreak of the Zombification of the United States. It comes as no surprise to those of us who have spent decades studying this deadly disease that the CDC is promoting preparedness..or the things they suggest we do to protect our families and friends from this deadly disease.
What is a Zombie?
A Zombie was formerly a living, breathing, thinking, person. Unlike the Voodoo Zombie, which has had its soul taken though magical ritual, the Zombie that concerns us has been infected by a virus.
Like many virus's it attacks the cells of its victim and eventually results in death. Unlike other virus's it then takes control of the victims entire body and makes the dead appear to walk..even talk.
Extremus Non Compos Mentis Devolvere Mobi Mortis is the scientific name for the disease. Unlike Movie Zombies, Zombies infected with the ENCMDMM virus do not appear to be sick at all. This makes it easy for the virus to spread from host to victim. This makes it very dangerous to you, but do not despair we will deconstruct the Zombie and make it easy not only to protect your family and friends, but defeat them as well with the...
RULES TO STOP ZOMBIFICATION.