Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
Like Homer Simpson I share a love for Bacon. Bacon is the smell of morning. I fondly remember the smell of Bacon being cooked on a campfire, mingling with the smell of coffee. It would lure even the hardiest sleeper into the cold mountain air. Bacon is the most American of American food. It ranks up there with apple pie and baseball in American lore.
Thelma Cotton-teys-Mahatma-Smith wrote in her best-selling book Bacon and The Growing Economic Debt of Eastern Nations and Third World Countries. "Bacon manufacture is the predominate reason for the success of Western Nations".
So does Homer like bacon flavored soda?
ReplyDeleteSEATTLE, WA--(Marketwire - 11/04/10) - Jones Soda Co. (NASDAQ:JSDA - News), a leader in the premium soda category known for its unique branding and innovative marketing, today revealed they are in fact selling a long-rumored bacon-flavored soda made in partnership with J&D's Foods, the maker of such bacon flavored products as Bacon Salt, Baconnaise, BaconPOP and Bacon Gravy.
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Not sure I like bacon that much
Taste tested it...it does taste like bacon..and disgusting.
ReplyDeleteHomer would die for it.