My Building Permit:
Just thought you might like to know. . . I recently applied for a permit to build a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green with pink trim.
The City Council told me to go to hell.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday.
Anyone happen to have NTC Mayor Bloomberg's email? Come to think of it, I'd like to send a copy to Eric Holder as well, anyone have his email address?
ReplyDeleteYou are SO bad!
ReplyDeleteMe.. or Bud?
ReplyDeleteAnd you got the permit. ;-)
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