TIRED OF WAITING IN LINE? TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE !!
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. My green hat had large yellow letters that said U.S. BORDER
PATROL. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
That's Great Bud, where can I get one of those?
ReplyDeleteI need one of those hats too. Then show up at Purdue foods and ask for my payoff.
ReplyDeleteProbably not at the Purdue or Tyson plants.. but I'd bet you could clean up at the sub-contractor farms where they rasie the birds..
ReplyDeletegpa,, I keep looking at thos hats.. Have you thought about using tthem as a avitar/
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