Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us….Peter De Vries
Can’t a girl have some fun?
I’m sure by now that the following story is the ‘talk’ of the town. What is interesting about this story is that the Obama’s, Barack and Michelle, are dedicated to telling people what to and what not to do and how to live their lives. They of course as wannabe members of the new ‘progressive elites,’ (read as socialists), are far better equipped thanks to Alinky’s Rulebook For Radicals, to determine the course of our lives and the direction of the country. Their main tools for this endeavor are of course, obfuscation and hypocrisy as evidenced by not only their ‘star struck’ Wednesday party evening fantasies at the Presidential Palace, but also by Barack Obama’s intentional failings as a result of his omission of his duties. But back to the ‘meat’ of the story so to speak. According to nutritional information on Shake Shack’s Web site, the meal amounted to 1,700 calories.”
According to a Washington Post story, her Highness, Ms. First Lady dined at the newly opened ‘Shake Shack,’ in D.C. which can only be described as a training trough for the fat challenged.  According to nutritional information on Shake Shack’s Web site, the meal amounted to 1,700 calories.” The Post reported that the meal she ordered was a “Shack Burger, fries, chocolate shake and a Diet Coke while the street and sidewalk in front of the usually-packed Shake Shack were closed by security during her visit. However, national security not with standing the event was leaked to the horror of the WH flaks. Jay Carney was rumored to have had a fainting spell but quickly recovered when Napolitano gave him a hit of her strawberry milkshake – after all they take care of their own. Barack on the other hand was rumored to have bummed a smoke from Valerie Jarret whom assured him that a press release would clear the whole thing up. They then went down to the basement war room to see if they could kill another terrorist to take the heat off of Michelle.
You will of course remember that her Highness is in the forefront of fighting ‘child obesity.’ We might surmise that given her ‘weakness’ for french fries that this was just a momentary ‘lapse’ of judgement. However, a little mouse in the WH let the cat out of the bag so to speak when it was whispered that Ms. Michelle likes to frequently ‘ sample’ a high calorie snack on occasion, (read as on a regular basis). Of course that’s just hearsay, but as the saying goes, ‘where there’s smoke their fire,’ or better yet the proofs in the pudding – I mean the ‘bootie.’ Just my opinion.
Ok, folks, just remember this little tidbit when next you feel a tinge of guilt about eating a hamburger and fries, ordering a pizza, or you go to pack up your child's lunchbox. Will we survive until 2012?