Short and Sweet
I must share the conversation I just had with Mr. Fishy.
We were watching NBC nightly news. Brian Williams was talking about the documents found in Osama’s compound. I said
“Too bad they didn’t find something with the president of Pakistan’s name on it”
Mr. Fishy, thinking on his feet, and always with dry wit replied
“It would have been a pay stub”.
ROTFLMAO
OMG I love this man.
I liked that Fishy
ReplyDeletePakistani Government Pay Stub
ReplyDeleteName: Usama Bin Laden (aka Stanley Finklestein)
Position: International Terrorist/Hide and Seek pro.
Gross Pay: 12 Goats
FICA: 3 Goats and a chicken
State Tax: 1 Goat and a virgin
Net Pay: 7 Goats, 3 chickens
Bonus: 10 Virgins courtesy of the U.S. Navy
I think that's 10 virgin goats
ReplyDeleteHe's a keeper.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteYes Madpole, He's been making me laugh for coming up on 41 years.
Good one Capt.
Grumpy, 10 virgin BILLY goats
Kick in a pair of Male roosters.
ReplyDeleteI saw that on a want ad is western NC
ReplyDeleteDid they call them roosters or "game Cocks" Oh shoot that's SC. LOL
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