Friday, November 12, 2010

Your Patriotic Duty

I posted this earlier today on FLT forums the thread lasted about 60 seconds. Evidently they don't have a sense of humor. I thought it was very funny.


SCAREY, BUT WE MUST DO OUR PART AND SUPPORT OUR COUNTRY...PATRIOTIC DUTY AND ALL...


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Do Not forget next Saturday
WALK NAKED
IN USA DAY
Don't forget
to mark your calenders.
As you may already know,
it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does,
he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Central Time,

all American (under the age of 50) women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block
for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men
are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their houses
to demonstrate their support for the women
and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your patriotism.

The
American government
appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation
in this anti-terrorist activity.


God bless the
USA!

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty
to inform others.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person,
you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
lily-livered coward and
are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

9 comments:

  1. The only problem is that some of us walking naked through the neighborhood is another form of terrorism. KnowhatImean?

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  2. SCC You must have seen picures of the nude protest the Code Pink Women did.

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  3. Yes SCC I smell what you're steppin in!

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  4. Fishy, I dodn't see any reason not to have fun with this, invite your Forum Friends

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  5. I posted a link. Probably get the funny ones along with the arsewipes. But that's ok. I've been reading their posts so long I can pick them out even when they post anonymously!

    Check out SLAM's Dallas Cowboys thread. Some funny jokes in there.

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  6. Grumpy: Our nation is founded on the belief of religious freedom. You either believe it or you do not. There's nothing funny in this. There's nothing contributory either. I believe in the freedom of speech, but I do not believe in denigrating others or participating where it is condoned. This is one of those moments that I draw the line. I'm sure you know what that means.

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  7. DFTTS, I respect your opinion and your feelings, you know that. However I going to back Fishy on this one... Her post stands. Islam is much more than a religion, nothing here mocks the way they worship, what is being mocked is another part of Islam, a part they try and justify in the name of religion

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  8. I believe THIS IS A JOKE. Substitute Catholic if Muslim upsets you. IMHO we are taking life way to serious. LAUGH PEOPLE it's good for your soul.

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  9. I was called to England in the early 80's to stop the Paul McCartney led protests of Ground Launched Cruise Missiles.

    I was told the protesters, mostly women, liked to climb the fence naked...I'm thinking this could be interesting.

    What I saw was an affront to humanity.

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