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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Okay - you jarheads are at it again. Want me to tell you the gifts to give and NOT give men?
ReplyDeleteThis should be interesting?
ReplyDeleteHey there Young Lady..... Glad you popped up. I hear congrats is in order or will be very shortly. You must have gotten hitched at age 10. :)
ReplyDeleteThat 1st gift will run about $1500.00, and the 2nd about $1250.00. If you choose the 2nd, pop about another $25.00 for the 30 rd. drum. Do get ear protection for both.
My wish list now includes a Kimber 1911A1 with a Crimson Trace grip, but then a Springfield XD ould also be appreciated. Who says "What do you get a man that has everything?" We can always us more toys.
My favorite weapon is the one I paid the least for. 7x39 7.62 Mosin Nagant. Something about the sound of a hard bolt that gets me all dreamy eyed.
ReplyDeleteThat did'nt sound right
ReplyDeleteGlad you did not say seating a round.
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy the smell of gunpowder as much as coffee on a crisp Fall morning.
USMC
ReplyDelete#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
I'm pretty sure this would kill you
Something about the sound of a hard bolt that gets me all dreamy eyed.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me too. :)
Yep, and between you and me, a 22 just doesn't pack as much oomph as a .44. The Barrett .50's are even better.
ReplyDeleteAnd before any smart remarks: YES I have had to sleep with a dis-assembled M-14, and NO they are not all warm and cuddly.
ReplyDeleteHow can anyone not love a lady with a gun or a weedeater?
ReplyDeleteUSMC You are just too sweet. I have a couple of both ;)AND a kitchen aid mixer!
ReplyDeleteHere's a couple I just thought of:
ReplyDeleteShooting blanks is perfectly acceptable.
A gun doesn't get pissed if you try to conceal it when you're out in public.
A gun doesn't fight back when you put a pillow over top of it.
A gun doesn't get mad if you're more loaded than it is.
Okay, my brain hurts - otherwise they'd be better.
Okay...here's one for the women really:
ReplyDeleteWhenever you utter the words "pry it out of my cold, dead hands" the gun never brings up sex and then laughs riotously behind your back.
Yes ma'am :)
ReplyDeleteLadies your making me blush.... Be still my heart.
ReplyDeleteMariann - Hope you do not mind, but I have to add those to my list on another Blog. You think deviously. I like that.
ReplyDeleteWhen I go shooting, I shoot in heels, pearls, a hat and long, polished nails. I have men drooling because I am told all the time, "You're good. Very good!" and I don't have the nickname "Annie Oakley" for nothing. I've lifted the bed of a pickup truck with my husband and held over three hundred pounds over my head while climbing a step ladder: without dropping it. To top it all off, I can carry my own when it comes to politics, cooking, artistic endeavors, singing and femininity.
ReplyDeleteThe top 10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns over Men?
1-10: They work without complaint and don't give me lip.
See how easy that was? Why do men need ten?
:-P
SCC - To get you to tell us the one that women enjoy. I tend to push buttons just to keep our blood flowing. :)
ReplyDeleteUSMC1949,
ReplyDeleteIt was a rhetorical question. Meant to tease. I know these things are just to have fun. My comment was to have fun also. But it's also all true.