My dogs! You'll love this.
This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no freaking clue as to who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks on Friday and can register as democrats for the next election.
Damn, this is a great country!
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks on Friday and can register as democrats for the next election.
Damn, this is a great country!
Aw come on Grumpy other than poodles and shitzu's, dogs would register Republican. It is the sheep and jack asses who all go the democratic route.
ReplyDeleteMy shitzu was a republican. She didn't get a check though
ReplyDeleteMarine, I think I'm going to look up the No Bama Dog... and another one Wolf from TDO sent me once
ReplyDeleteGrandpa...you owe me a keyboard...I just spit coffee all over mine. Love it!
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